MS Paint Masterpieces
Ah, MSPaint - a creative tool dear to me for over 20 years. The static nature of this humble piece of software is immensely attractive to me, for reasons of nostalgia, simplicity, and ease of use. The titles of these pieces are equally as important and informative as the images themselves.
"The King of Freedom"
"They Ain't Got the Fire"
"Tropical Elf"
"Heathrow Airport"
"Winter Harbinger"
"ZEON"
"Zoba's Gold"
"Accolades"
"Air Popper" (after a song by The Dreamland Faces of the same title)
"The Artist Jidaar"
"Badass Man"
"Boffin"
"Chanchur the Wizard Places a Protective Enchantment on the Mountain Path"
"Cool Cat-Guy Explaining Something in a Room at Night"
"Costa Birdo"
"Desert Energy Dance"
"Diet Atticus Coke Atticus Rex"
"Ecstatic Writing in the Desert to Celebrate an Eclipse"
"Egyptian Boy"
"Embarrassed Clown with Breasts"
"Fire Robot Wizard"
"fuckin basketball"
"Gors"
"Grintzybeast"
"Grotesque Pig Boy has Fruit"
"Happy Boy Wearing a Nipple Hat"
"Hiding From the Alien"
"Highway Robbery"
"Hope Floats"
"I Love Driving"
"Indoor Trendy Kite-Dancing Sack-Faced Man"
"Island Firestorm"
"Jane has a bashful moment when she sees me watching"
"Jesuit God"
"KRETE"
"Lizard Poetry"
"Lovers at the Beach"
"Magic Fox"
"Megaron Trappist"
"Morgunstanz Leads the Charge"
"Mystical Bouquet"
"Nose Flute"
"On the Outskirts"
"Pern"
"Psychedelic Rastafarian Prospector"
"Pumpkin Pie"
"Rat in the Sun"
"Robot Crusader with Hamburger Flag"
"Ron Popiel is Sad"
"Satereal"
"Sea Anemone"
"Sequila"
"Swimming Over the Caldera Trench"
Foxfire
"Fruit Enjoyed by Moving Water"
"Making the Mountain My Bitch"
"My friend Tepper, wearing a soft bird cape & telling me stories about magic goats"
"Samantha Dreams"
"Shakti Cobra"
"We Danced on the Cliffs, Full of Light"
"Diceman Regards"
"Allegory of the Sun-Son offering Transcendent Rays whilst Exalted by the Lowly Manfrog"
"Chauncellor's Pedigree"
"Knower" (after the band of the same name)
"4th of July Glove Dance"
"Stripe Master"
"Nipples In Hell"
"The Cliffs of Israel"
"Tomato Lifeforce Woman"
"Hard Won Turf"
"Hapsburg Mendicant"
"Sky Blessing"
"Night of the Symbols"
"Desert Finding"
"Sun Hand"